Gig Economy Specialists Gifts

Uber Out of Luck

Desk plaques: 'Money isn't everything' '...Which makes it no less awesome in my opinion.'

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

"Yes, we have a retirement plan. It's called a layoff."

"I'm pretty sure my self-driving car is moonlighting for Uber behind my back."

"I needed a gig to tide me over between baby booms."

'You can earn more money, but you'll need to take a second job.'

Yo-Yo Sales

"The markets seem to be a little jittery this morning."

Electricity Bills

Working one day a year doesn't pay the bills

"Whoops! There go those darned interest rates again!"

"In the land of toast the butter is spread very thin."

Fiscal Cliff Dwellers.

"And this is where Simon works remotely...thinks remotely...and acts remotely."

"EWE-BUR" "SHEAR-X"

"You look perfectly suited for managing on the pigeons have a salary that goes with the job!"

"You do understand that I can only offer you a zero hour contract?"

At least their adviser was good at explaining things.

"Everyone's waiting to have babies, so I had to pick up a side gig."

"I'm lookin' for a couple of fast guns who ain't afraid to lay down their life. There's no pay, but it'll be a great way to get your name out there."

'Times have really changed. Remember when a billion dollars really was something?'

Recession tips : think positively, remember the sky is not falling.

PERM vs FREELANCE

Subway. The economy is surging! I hope protections are in place. In a digital world, a surge can lead to a system crash.

'I'll get my coat!'

To make ends meet Santa becomes an Uber driver. Miami Beach, please!

'I'm sorry, the stock market got to me first.'

"I thought he left the house because he has an instinct to hunt. I now know he's an Uber driver."

"You realise the post is only part time, no more than 60 hours a week!"

"Special SEC meal means a raw steak and a cup of blood."

"How long have you been working for Uber?"

"As your broker, I say buy high-yield bonds. As your shrink, I say don't expect an overnight fix to your cash flow problems."

"What did you think we do after the holidays?"