Gig Economy Enthusiast Gifts

'I freelance from my home here.'

"Is this your first time being fired in 3-D?"

"I needed a side hustle."

Side business

"And to your right you'll see an extremely troubled young woman who thinks she's a tour guide."

Trump is Creating Thousands of Jobs and I Have Held All of Them

Theoretically

"What did you think we do after the holidays?"

"Well, this all checks out, when can you start?"

"See you next year guys. . . That's the bastard gig economy for you!"

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

Profit

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

Watering Money

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

'It's our own consumer confidence test. Throw some nickels out and if they're picked up in 5 minutes confidence is really low!'

European currency on the edge.

"My tariffs will move the world in a new direction!!"

Doug fights back at soaring gas prices.

'I'd like to explain my ideas for economy within the company.'

"Yes, we have a retirement plan. It's called a layoff."

What do you suggest we do about this?

'I see everyone got the memo.'

"It's called American acceptionalism. We grab more and more of the country's wealth and 99% of Americans just continue to accept it."

'We're asking what america can do without to reduce the deficit...no, ma'ma! the Gop and Dems are not options!'

Flat tax - equal burden?

'The Fed decided today not to raise or lower interest rates, but instead just moved them sideways a little.'

US Credit: 'I'm down grading your credit rating...'

Sub-prime Bear