Gig Economy Advocate Gifts

Pad Thai was lukewarm. It's not that hard.

"Gee, thanks pal."

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"Yes, we have a retirement plan. It's called a layoff."

"I'm pretty sure my self-driving car is moonlighting for Uber behind my back."

Vote Progressive: 'It's not the rich, it's people trying to get rich who create new jobs!'

'You can earn more money, but you'll need to take a second job.'

Cuba united against blocking off the country

"I needed a gig to tide me over between baby booms."

Working one day a year doesn't pay the bills

"You look perfectly suited for managing on the pigeons have a salary that goes with the job!"

"EWE-BUR" "SHEAR-X"

"And this is where Simon works remotely...thinks remotely...and acts remotely."

"Everyone's waiting to have babies, so I had to pick up a side gig."

Shared Poverty

To make ends meet Santa becomes an Uber driver. Miami Beach, please!

'Take up thy tents and walk!'

PERM vs FREELANCE

"I thought he left the house because he has an instinct to hunt. I now know he's an Uber driver."

"You realise the post is only part time, no more than 60 hours a week!"

"How long have you been working for Uber?"

"What did you think we do after the holidays?"

Uber Out of Luck

'You wait until I'm bigger...'

You're between jobs, he? How far between?

Won't Work For Food

"The Gig Economy's been good to me."

'I freelance from my home here.'

"Maybe I can buy a self driving car, and hire it out to Uber to make the payments."

"I needed a side hustle."

"Ruddy gig economy."

"So, Monday you're working for the King. Thursday, you work for his rival. Saturday, you're heading south to train some new recruits. Sunday..."

Employment Office. You're still only finding temporary jobs? Yeah, my income stream is not continuously flowing and it never reaches flood stage.

"I heard about your new job . . . congratulations!"

'That's the best thing about economy size - one can use double the quantity.'