Gig Economist Gifts

"We have only jobs here, Mr. Sanderson, not 'gigs.' "

"Maybe I can buy a self driving car, and hire it out to Uber to make the payments."

"I'm pretty sure my self-driving car is moonlighting for Uber behind my back."

"You realise the post is only part time, no more than 60 hours a week!"

"I'm freelance, that's why I'm faster."

I'm making extra money offering services on that freelance jobs site exploitrr.com. What're you offering, little buddy? Book promotion? Logo design? Backup services. For just $5 per thread, I'll back you up in all your online arguments. I suspect you're going to make a killing. I'll post things like you sure told him! And you're brilliant, total stranger!

"368 million parcels to deliver and only one days work guaranteed, I've had enough of the gig economy!"

"Nah, this is just a side-gig, like Uber."

"Obviously some people here don't appreciate the gravity of our situation."

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

"We're counting on you to reverse this trend before this afternoon's investors meeting."

"Yes, we have a retirement plan. It's called a layoff."

'Globalsiation risky? How d'you mean?'

"I needed a gig to tide me over between baby booms."

'You can earn more money, but you'll need to take a second job.'

A collective sigh of relief.

Money down the drain.

Working one day a year doesn't pay the bills

"It's a graph of economic recovery...which way up do you want it?"

A Second Stimulus is Coming,

"Stocks tanked in the face of positive economic news just to mess your mind, dude!"

Economic crisis.

"EWE-BUR" "SHEAR-X"

"You look perfectly suited for managing on the pigeons have a salary that goes with the job!"

"And this is where Simon works remotely...thinks remotely...and acts remotely."

'I'm an economist, but I try not to take myself too seriously.'

Lender of Last Resort & Spender of Last Resort.

"Everyone's waiting to have babies, so I had to pick up a side gig."

"Be confident. Don't let others determine your value."

A chill wind is blowing...

Rural sector feeding the banks money.

God throwing books down to earth entitled "The Coming Recession".