Gig Economy Observer Gifts

"How long have you been working for Uber?"

"It's not easy in the gig economy. My buddy and I only have decent jobs once a whole year."

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

Loan Alley

'The government's right. Not counting, food, clothing, energy, shelter, health care, or transportation, inflation is hardly going up.'

"Yes, we have a retirement plan. It's called a layoff."

'Stocks dropped on the news that governments can fool some people come of the time,but not all the people all of the time.'

"Victims of out-sorcery."

"Business is so bad even my hotcakes aren't selling like hotcakes."

'All right, gentlemen, this is the current picture of our growth industry!'

'Grandpa, what was manufacturing?'

' Oh no! I'm being repossessed! '

'In the economy, money is the lure.'

'Get out there and keep your job!'

Exchange Rate.

'Why don't you start a small business with a loan from a bank?'

"He downgraded Apple."

'Would you please wipe away this difference?'

'You can earn more money, but you'll need to take a second job.'

"I needed a gig to tide me over between baby booms."

Tata: Goodbuy or Goodbye?

Euro against the Dollar.

'Commerical real estates' man excited by peak in sleeping 'Rental rates' monitor

Business isn't booming.

'Oh, just sitting around, waiting for the next computer generated trading bubble to burst, sending the market into death spiral.'

"Fellow M.B.A. graduates of the Class of '91—hey, what can I say?"

"Our sales have slumped so much, we now have a couch for them."

Working one day a year doesn't pay the bills

'George, are you responsible for chopping down this here World Economy?'