Gig Economist Pillows

"We have only jobs here, Mr. Sanderson, not 'gigs.' "

"Maybe I can buy a self driving car, and hire it out to Uber to make the payments."

"You realise the post is only part time, no more than 60 hours a week!"

"I'm freelance, that's why I'm faster."

"368 million parcels to deliver and only one days work guaranteed, I've had enough of the gig economy!"

"Obviously some people here don't appreciate the gravity of our situation."

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

"We're counting on you to reverse this trend before this afternoon's investors meeting."

"Yes, we have a retirement plan. It's called a layoff."

'Globalsiation risky? How d'you mean?'

"I needed a gig to tide me over between baby booms."

'You can earn more money, but you'll need to take a second job.'

A collective sigh of relief.

Money down the drain.

Working one day a year doesn't pay the bills

"It's a graph of economic recovery...which way up do you want it?"

A Second Stimulus is Coming,

'I'm an economist, but I try not to take myself too seriously.'

"EWE-BUR" "SHEAR-X"

Economic crisis.

"You look perfectly suited for managing on the pigeons have a salary that goes with the job!"

"Stocks tanked in the face of positive economic news just to mess your mind, dude!"

Lender of Last Resort & Spender of Last Resort.

"Everyone's waiting to have babies, so I had to pick up a side gig."

"Be confident. Don't let others determine your value."

A chill wind is blowing...

"I thought he left the house because he has an instinct to hunt. I now know he's an Uber driver."

"Dear economists, we need a decision!"

"Forget about my love life. What will the consumer confidence index be?"

God throwing books down to earth entitled "The Coming Recession".

Rural sector feeding the banks money.

'We were just keeping up with the Joneses. How was I supposed to know the Joneses were keeping up with the Rockefellers?'