Gig Economy Pillows

"Uber's my main gig. Federal-government employment is my side hustle."

Working one day a year doesn't pay the bills

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

"Yes, we have a retirement plan. It's called a layoff."

"I needed a gig to tide me over between baby booms."

'You can earn more money, but you'll need to take a second job.'

Rock & Roll

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"You look perfectly suited for managing on the pigeons have a salary that goes with the job!"

"You do understand that I can only offer you a zero hour contract?"

Lender of Last Resort & Spender of Last Resort.

"Everyone's waiting to have babies, so I had to pick up a side gig."

"I'm lookin' for a couple of fast guns who ain't afraid to lay down their life. There's no pay, but it'll be a great way to get your name out there."

"I thought he left the house because he has an instinct to hunt. I now know he's an Uber driver."

Recession tips : think positively, remember the sky is not falling.

'Maybe next concert we should ease up on the volume.'

"You realise the post is only part time, no more than 60 hours a week!"

"How long have you been working for Uber?"

"What did you think we do after the holidays?"

'I freelance from my home here.'

"Maybe I can buy a self driving car, and hire it out to Uber to make the payments."

"I needed a side hustle."

"Ruddy gig economy."

"So, Monday you're working for the King. Thursday, you work for his rival. Saturday, you're heading south to train some new recruits. Sunday..."

"I heard about your new job . . . congratulations!"