Gig Economy Juggler Pillows

"I needed a gig to tide me over between baby booms."

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"I appreciate your devices that make it seem like you're paying attention, but could you actually pay attention and make eye contact so I know you are?"

"Yes, we have a retirement plan. It's called a layoff."

'We need a product line that will stimulate our profit line.'

'The market shifted on me.'

"I'm pretty sure my self-driving car is moonlighting for Uber behind my back."

'You can earn more money, but you'll need to take a second job.'

"I don't think I can be truly happy unless I have more passwords."

Working one day a year doesn't pay the bills

A single man has the job title of CEO, Business Manager, HR, Undermanager, Head of Division, Personnel. . .

"For your enjoyment: Please turn off electronic devices, close your eyes, and cover your ears."

"And this is where Simon works remotely...thinks remotely...and acts remotely."

"You look perfectly suited for managing on the pigeons have a salary that goes with the job!"

"EWE-BUR" "SHEAR-X"

"Everyone's waiting to have babies, so I had to pick up a side gig."

PERM vs FREELANCE

One Man Band

To make ends meet Santa becomes an Uber driver. Miami Beach, please!

"I thought he left the house because he has an instinct to hunt. I now know he's an Uber driver."

'We're expecting stocks to rally but we don't know which ones and when.'

'Will this job requirer me to look up from my phone?'

"You realise the post is only part time, no more than 60 hours a week!"

'I can't make coffee, but I can keyboard, file, take shorthand and answer the phones like a champ!'

Won't Work For Food

"My eyes ache, that's enough zoom meetings and screentime for today."

Ugh, you go ahead – I have five months of emails to catch up on.

Uber Out of Luck

'It's great to get back to the simple life,'

You were watching tv on your cellphone while driving, and almost hit an old lady. Guilty. No more multitasking. You are no longer allowed to do two things at once. Okay. Or three things! Death of a loophole.

"How long have you been working for Uber?"

'Behind the Eight Ball'

"The Gig Economy's been good to me."

"What did you think we do after the holidays?"