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"I needed a gig to tide me over between baby booms."

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"I appreciate your devices that make it seem like you're paying attention, but could you actually pay attention and make eye contact so I know you are?"

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

"Yes, we have a retirement plan. It's called a layoff."

'We need a product line that will stimulate our profit line.'

'The market shifted on me.'

'You can earn more money, but you'll need to take a second job.'

"I don't think I can be truly happy unless I have more passwords."

Working one day a year doesn't pay the bills

A single man has the job title of CEO, Business Manager, HR, Undermanager, Head of Division, Personnel. . .

"EWE-BUR" "SHEAR-X"

"You look perfectly suited for managing on the pigeons have a salary that goes with the job!"

"For your enjoyment: Please turn off electronic devices, close your eyes, and cover your ears."

"Everyone's waiting to have babies, so I had to pick up a side gig."

"I thought he left the house because he has an instinct to hunt. I now know he's an Uber driver."

One Man Band

'We're expecting stocks to rally but we don't know which ones and when.'

'Will this job requirer me to look up from my phone?'

"You realise the post is only part time, no more than 60 hours a week!"

"My eyes ache, that's enough zoom meetings and screentime for today."

'I can't make coffee, but I can keyboard, file, take shorthand and answer the phones like a champ!'

'Behind the Eight Ball'

"What did you think we do after the holidays?"

'It's great to get back to the simple life,'

"How long have you been working for Uber?"