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'You're offering me a job, eh? -- Does it have portable benefits?'

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

"Yes, we have a retirement plan. It's called a layoff."

"Here's what you wanted – a strategy to live abundantly, build capital, surpass your peers and disappoint your heirs."

"I'm pretty sure my self-driving car is moonlighting for Uber behind my back."

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

"A wage increase to match inflation."

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

'So far we're holding off overseas competition.'

"All those years of dodging taxes and chasing investment yield have kept me in top shape, right?"

"I needed a gig to tide me over between baby booms."

'You can earn more money, but you'll need to take a second job.'

"I've accepted that I'm getting richer."

Yo-Yo Sales

The rich, the poor and the terrorist...

Breaking Through

Working one day a year doesn't pay the bills

America's Biggest Export...

"You can take it with you down here - but no social conscience funds."

Scared employees and manager fighting recession (dragon).

'As long as they don't touch the undeserving rich.'

'Money can't buy friendship.'-'Neither can poverty.'

"In keeping with my promise to spread the wealth, I'm giving you all a bigger piece of the pie."

'The rich get richer, the poorer get poorer..' '..And the comfortably off stay comfortably off!'

"You look perfectly suited for managing on the pigeons have a salary that goes with the job!"

Wealth AcquisitionWealth ManagementSince You Can't Take it with you, Spend it.

"I see you didn't purchase ANY leg room"

"And this is where Simon works remotely...thinks remotely...and acts remotely."

Piggy bank...cash cow.

ACME, Inc. For the man who has everything. It's a home security company.