Gig Economy Believer T-Shirts

"The Gig Economy's been good to me."

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

"Yes, we have a retirement plan. It's called a layoff."

"I'm pretty sure my self-driving car is moonlighting for Uber behind my back."

'Some think we economic forecasters speak a lot of Mumbo Jumbo'

"I needed a gig to tide me over between baby booms."

'You can earn more money, but you'll need to take a second job.'

Yo-Yo Sales

Working one day a year doesn't pay the bills

"You look perfectly suited for managing on the pigeons have a salary that goes with the job!"

"EWE-BUR" "SHEAR-X"

"And this is where Simon works remotely...thinks remotely...and acts remotely."

"Everyone's waiting to have babies, so I had to pick up a side gig."

Recession tips : think positively, remember the sky is not falling.

"I thought he left the house because he has an instinct to hunt. I now know he's an Uber driver."

PERM vs FREELANCE

To make ends meet Santa becomes an Uber driver. Miami Beach, please!

Every flower that ever bloomed had to go through a whole lot of dirt to get there.

"You realise the post is only part time, no more than 60 hours a week!"

E-Business Convention

Won't Work For Food

"What did you think we do after the holidays?"

"How long have you been working for Uber?"

You're between jobs, he? How far between?

Uber Out of Luck

'I freelance from my home here.'

"Maybe I can buy a self driving car, and hire it out to Uber to make the payments."

"I needed a side hustle."

"I heard about your new job . . . congratulations!"

Employment Office. You're still only finding temporary jobs? Yeah, my income stream is not continuously flowing and it never reaches flood stage.

"So, Monday you're working for the King. Thursday, you work for his rival. Saturday, you're heading south to train some new recruits. Sunday..."

"Ruddy gig economy."

"We can offer you the chance to volunteer and if that goes well in a few years an unpaid internship might be possible."