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Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

"Yes, we have a retirement plan. It's called a layoff."

"I'm pretty sure my self-driving car is moonlighting for Uber behind my back."

'You can earn more money, but you'll need to take a second job.'

"I needed a gig to tide me over between baby booms."

"I've brought companies back from the brink of disaster before Phil, but to bring one back from the dead? I'm still patting myself on the back over that one!"

Working one day a year doesn't pay the bills

"And this is where Simon works remotely...thinks remotely...and acts remotely."

"EWE-BUR" "SHEAR-X"

"You look perfectly suited for managing on the pigeons have a salary that goes with the job!"

"Everyone's waiting to have babies, so I had to pick up a side gig."

"I thought he left the house because he has an instinct to hunt. I now know he's an Uber driver."

PERM vs FREELANCE

To make ends meet Santa becomes an Uber driver. Miami Beach, please!

"You realise the post is only part time, no more than 60 hours a week!"

Uber Out of Luck

"How long have you been working for Uber?"

"What did you think we do after the holidays?"

You're between jobs, he? How far between?

Today's special: Roadkill stew.

Won't Work For Food

"The Gig Economy's been good to me."

'I freelance from my home here.'

"Maybe I can buy a self driving car, and hire it out to Uber to make the payments."

"I needed a side hustle."

Locally made, handcrafted cars - no two alike.

"Ruddy gig economy."

Employment Office. You're still only finding temporary jobs? Yeah, my income stream is not continuously flowing and it never reaches flood stage.

"So, Monday you're working for the King. Thursday, you work for his rival. Saturday, you're heading south to train some new recruits. Sunday..."

"I heard about your new job . . . congratulations!"

I Promise to Buy American Beer.

"We can offer you the chance to volunteer and if that goes well in a few years an unpaid internship might be possible."