Gig Economy Critic Pillows

"We can offer you the chance to volunteer and if that goes well in a few years an unpaid internship might be possible."

'Supplied Content for Exposure.'

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

"Yes, we have a retirement plan. It's called a layoff."

Why markets crash.

"I'm pretty sure my self-driving car is moonlighting for Uber behind my back."

Republican politics!

"I needed a gig to tide me over between baby booms."

'You can earn more money, but you'll need to take a second job.'

Capitalism gone nuts!

'Are you ready to take a ride on your Presidential yacht? ... We're just loading her up.'

Dollars Press Conference

Capitalism

If things were going just a little bit better we could have filed for bankruptcy.

Wall Street In Jail

Too big to fail

'Employee benefits? Sure, here you are!'

Working one day a year doesn't pay the bills

"It's good to get hammered by something other than the economy."

"You look perfectly suited for managing on the pigeons have a salary that goes with the job!"

'Brother, can you spare a trillion?'

"And this is where Simon works remotely...thinks remotely...and acts remotely."

"EWE-BUR" "SHEAR-X"

The bonus is performance based. You lost lots, which resulted in big bailout. Way to go.

"Everyone's waiting to have babies, so I had to pick up a side gig."

"I'm lookin' for a couple of fast guns who ain't afraid to lay down their life. There's no pay, but it'll be a great way to get your name out there."

Gluttony and Famine

'Since bottom line growth has been so robust, big business wants to thank you all in advance for not applying with them.'

'But the fundamentals are good!'

You're suffering from the current capital scheme in this country. Me? You and other small business people work your tail off. But the hedge fund managers make billions adding nothing to the economy

"Trump, Musk"

Imagine the mess the world woudl be in if we didn't have the best executives money can buy running it.

PERM vs FREELANCE

"Money doesn't trickle down unless there's a damn leak."