Gig Economy Philosopher Pillows

'I was married to my job, until it caught me moonlighting.'

"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes."

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"Yes, we have a retirement plan. It's called a layoff."

US dollar perched on fragile house of cards.

'. . .actually I'm not a real Guru, I was forced up here originally by the property prices.'

'You can't fire me! I'm too big to fail!'

World Economics

'I've been watering myself by taking showers. How come I'm not growing as tall as your plants?'

You would have to work decades to make what many CEO's do in an hour.

"I needed a gig to tide me over between baby booms."

'They're just a few bored students with some vague ideology. They'll be gone and forgotten in no time.'

'You can earn more money, but you'll need to take a second job.'

'Some think we economic forecasters speak a lot of Mumbo Jumbo'

'The economy today got a boost from Alan Greenspan, who said it's O.K. to be irrationally exuberant.'

Insecurity hits Wall Street

Ireland and its Celtic Tiger request some donations

Taming the beast of the free market...

Recession - A Zen Mindfulness Retreat

Nasty, Shady, and Gruesome equal Massive potential profits

Teaching evolution in the business schools.

Working one day a year doesn't pay the bills

The rich, the poor and the terrorist...

"Sir - it appears you and a few others have 98% of all the money that presently exists in America...nobody has the money to buy anything."

'I believe in the free enterprise system. I haven't paid for anything in the past 27 years...'

"You'll grow in time my boy. Until then you'll just have to be a 'little' patient!"

Road to Recovery: Snakes and Ladders.

"All in favor of changing out name from '17th Federal Savings & Loan' to 'Still Here Bank'..."

'Are you sure this isn't the point in which we should stop following the invisible hand of the marketplace?'

"You look perfectly suited for managing on the pigeons have a salary that goes with the job!"

"We're a monopolyopoly. Our company that owns 13 subsidiaries which put on a darn good imitation of competition."

'I can't make ends meet, let alone justify the means.'