Gig Economy Philosopher Mugs

'I was married to my job, until it caught me moonlighting.'

"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes."

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"Yes, we have a retirement plan. It's called a layoff."

US dollar perched on fragile house of cards.

Tempest in a Teapot

"I'm pretty sure my self-driving car is moonlighting for Uber behind my back."

'. . .actually I'm not a real Guru, I was forced up here originally by the property prices.'

'You can't fire me! I'm too big to fail!'

'They're just a few bored students with some vague ideology. They'll be gone and forgotten in no time.'

You would have to work decades to make what many CEO's do in an hour.

Unconditional Surrender

'I've been watering myself by taking showers. How come I'm not growing as tall as your plants?'

World Economics

"I needed a gig to tide me over between baby booms."

'Some think we economic forecasters speak a lot of Mumbo Jumbo'

'You can earn more money, but you'll need to take a second job.'

'The economy today got a boost from Alan Greenspan, who said it's O.K. to be irrationally exuberant.'

Insecurity hits Wall Street

Ireland and its Celtic Tiger request some donations

"You'll grow in time my boy. Until then you'll just have to be a 'little' patient!"

'I believe in the free enterprise system. I haven't paid for anything in the past 27 years...'

Nasty, Shady, and Gruesome equal Massive potential profits

"Sir - it appears you and a few others have 98% of all the money that presently exists in America...nobody has the money to buy anything."

Teaching evolution in the business schools.

Recession - A Zen Mindfulness Retreat

The rich, the poor and the terrorist...

Working one day a year doesn't pay the bills

Taming the beast of the free market...

Road to Recovery: Snakes and Ladders.

"All in favor of changing out name from '17th Federal Savings & Loan' to 'Still Here Bank'..."

'Are you sure this isn't the point in which we should stop following the invisible hand of the marketplace?'

"You look perfectly suited for managing on the pigeons have a salary that goes with the job!"

'I can't make ends meet, let alone justify the means.'

"And this is where Simon works remotely...thinks remotely...and acts remotely."