Gig Economy Guru Mugs

Uber Out of Luck

"You look perfectly suited for managing on the pigeons have a salary that goes with the job!"

PERM vs FREELANCE

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'

"We're counting on you to reverse this trend before this afternoon's investors meeting."

"Yes, we have a retirement plan. It's called a layoff."

"I'm pretty sure my self-driving car is moonlighting for Uber behind my back."

'Globalsiation risky? How d'you mean?'

'You can earn more money, but you'll need to take a second job.'

"I needed a gig to tide me over between baby booms."

A collective sigh of relief.

Money down the drain.

Working one day a year doesn't pay the bills

A Second Stimulus is Coming,

"Stocks tanked in the face of positive economic news just to mess your mind, dude!"

Economic crisis.

Financial Bailout Required.

'I'm an economist, but I try not to take myself too seriously.'

"EWE-BUR" "SHEAR-X"

"And this is where Simon works remotely...thinks remotely...and acts remotely."

Lender of Last Resort & Spender of Last Resort.

"Everyone's waiting to have babies, so I had to pick up a side gig."

"Be confident. Don't let others determine your value."

"I thought he left the house because he has an instinct to hunt. I now know he's an Uber driver."

To make ends meet Santa becomes an Uber driver. Miami Beach, please!

Rural sector feeding the banks money.

"Dear economists, we need a decision!"

"Forget about my love life. What will the consumer confidence index be?"

God throwing books down to earth entitled "The Coming Recession".

A chill wind is blowing...

'We were just keeping up with the Joneses. How was I supposed to know the Joneses were keeping up with the Rockefellers?'

"You realise the post is only part time, no more than 60 hours a week!"

'In this economy, I don't say anything without first saying, in this economy...'