Gig Economy Analyst Mugs

Desk plaques: 'Money isn't everything' '...Which makes it no less awesome in my opinion.'

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"Yes, we have a retirement plan. It's called a layoff."

"I was going to tell you it's a jungle out there, but I realize that's probably old news to you."

'Globalsiation risky? How d'you mean?'

"I needed a gig to tide me over between baby booms."

'Not only can I not find the middle class tax cut, I can't find the middle class.'

Bribes.

'You can earn more money, but you'll need to take a second job.'

Rising Housing Costs vs Wages.

Electricity Bills

Working one day a year doesn't pay the bills

"The markets seem to be a little jittery this morning."

Toys - Business Model.

'This is the vineyard the US government started 10 years ago, with $2 billion and a staff of 1,500. No wine yet, but I hear they've nearly got a slogan.'

"Whoops! There go those darned interest rates again!"

Fiscal Cliff Dwellers.

"EWE-BUR" "SHEAR-X"

"You look perfectly suited for managing on the pigeons have a salary that goes with the job!"

'We'd like to default on the bill.'

"In the land of toast the butter is spread very thin."

Lender of Last Resort & Spender of Last Resort.

At least their adviser was good at explaining things.

"Everyone's waiting to have babies, so I had to pick up a side gig."

Bottom Line Cut.

'Times have really changed. Remember when a billion dollars really was something?'

'I'll get my coat!'

'Not ANOTHER pub boarded up!'

"I thought he left the house because he has an instinct to hunt. I now know he's an Uber driver."