Gig Economy Critic Mugs

"We can offer you the chance to volunteer and if that goes well in a few years an unpaid internship might be possible."

'Supplied Content for Exposure.'

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

"Yes, we have a retirement plan. It's called a layoff."

Why markets crash.

Republican politics!

'You can earn more money, but you'll need to take a second job.'

"I needed a gig to tide me over between baby booms."

Capitalism gone nuts!

'Are you ready to take a ride on your Presidential yacht? ... We're just loading her up.'

Too big to fail

If things were going just a little bit better we could have filed for bankruptcy.

'Employee benefits? Sure, here you are!'

Dollars Press Conference

Wall Street In Jail

Working one day a year doesn't pay the bills

"It's good to get hammered by something other than the economy."

"You look perfectly suited for managing on the pigeons have a salary that goes with the job!"

'Brother, can you spare a trillion?'

"EWE-BUR" "SHEAR-X"

The bonus is performance based. You lost lots, which resulted in big bailout. Way to go.

"Everyone's waiting to have babies, so I had to pick up a side gig."

"I'm lookin' for a couple of fast guns who ain't afraid to lay down their life. There's no pay, but it'll be a great way to get your name out there."

Gluttony and Famine

Wall Street Bailout

"I thought he left the house because he has an instinct to hunt. I now know he's an Uber driver."

'But the fundamentals are good!'

Imagine the mess the world woudl be in if we didn't have the best executives money can buy running it.

"Trump, Musk"

"Money doesn't trickle down unless there's a damn leak."

'Since bottom line growth has been so robust, big business wants to thank you all in advance for not applying with them.'