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"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

Dynamite little combo

"This next song is just a song. Try not to read anything into it."

Fuzz - Max has the taste of success.

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."

Rock On

The band.

Fuzz - Fuzzy says 'let me hear you say yeah!'

"I needed a gig to tide me over between baby booms."

The Real American Dream

'Just remember lads, when the drummer misses a beat we all miss a beat.'

Garage Music

Double bass in space

Fuzz - Max expresses pain.

Fuzz - Nigel can twiddle his drumsticks.

Fuzz - The audience outnumbers the band.

Up your end.

Working one day a year doesn't pay the bills

"You do understand that I can only offer you a zero hour contract?"

"Where do you see yourself in five years."

The Two Pipers: Man playing Flute Pipe.

Roadie

The Reindeer Got a Better Gig

"Seriously, the way you rasied me it's no wonder I can't get a gig in a real night club."

'Ecchh! Six weeks on the road! - Lousy food, lousy motels. . . but there's good, too. . . like heading back home.'

"Everyone's waiting to have babies, so I had to pick up a side gig."

"I'm lookin' for a couple of fast guns who ain't afraid to lay down their life. There's no pay, but it'll be a great way to get your name out there."

"Hey! Your phone isn't turned on."

"Frankly, we're just keeping out heads above water."