Gigs Gifts

Rock & Roll

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

Dynamite little combo

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

Fuzz - Max has the taste of success.

"This next song is just a song. Try not to read anything into it."

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."

Rock On

The band.

"I needed a gig to tide me over between baby booms."

Fuzz - Fuzzy says 'let me hear you say yeah!'

Pub. This is John. He also loves obscure bands until they're popular then hates them. The Druidiots. Luckies. 50 ale.

The Real American Dream

'Just remember lads, when the drummer misses a beat we all miss a beat.'

Garage Music

Ozzy Osbourne bites the head off a chocolate bunny at his easter concert.

Fuzz - The audience outnumbers the band.

Working one day a year doesn't pay the bills

Temp Employment Agency. Ah, I see that you have a short attention span.

Fuzz - Nigel can twiddle his drumsticks.

Fuzz - Max expresses pain.

Double bass in space

Up your end.

"Where do you see yourself in five years."

'Ecchh! Six weeks on the road! - Lousy food, lousy motels. . . but there's good, too. . . like heading back home.'

The Two Pipers: Man playing Flute Pipe.

Roadie

"You do understand that I can only offer you a zero hour contract?"

The Reindeer Got a Better Gig

"Seriously, the way you rasied me it's no wonder I can't get a gig in a real night club."

"And this is where Simon works remotely...thinks remotely...and acts remotely."

"Everyone's waiting to have babies, so I had to pick up a side gig."

"Hey! Your phone isn't turned on."

"I'm lookin' for a couple of fast guns who ain't afraid to lay down their life. There's no pay, but it'll be a great way to get your name out there."