Gig Enthusiast Gifts

Rock On

"This song is about the one that got away through the air ducts after stealing my wallet backstage."

Temp Employment Agency. Ah, I see that you have a short attention span.

"Uber's my main gig. Federal-government employment is my side hustle."

"Here's a little song I wrote at my parents home while they screamed at me to move out and get a real job or at least go back for a year of community college."

Cimafunk

Felix Mendelssohn

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

I love my Timpani

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

'What rhymes with D minus?'

Fuzz - Max smashes his guitar.

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

Six jazz instruments.

"I thought it would be appropriate to have a band playing as we went down."

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

Mark Knopfler.

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

"This next song is just a song. Try not to read anything into it."

'I know I'm not a kitten, I know I'm sorta fat, But if you will adopt me, I'll be your lovin' cat.' Caption:Shelter Cat Blues

Popera!

Dance.

EXTROVERTS ANONYMOUS

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

In case of funky emergency, break glass

'Then after the pan our third album, we split for musical differences..'

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with a positive message.

'I was so embarrassed when you tossed your y-fronts on stage.'

Couple sharing earbuds.

Zappo's Air Guitars.

Singer and her microphone

Man serenading woman with guitar stood next to a van that says 'Rent-A-Serenade, 24 Hour Call Out'.