Gig Addict Gifts

"This next song is just a song. Try not to read anything into it."

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

Fuzz - Max has the taste of success.

Rock On

Haven't Rented a Game in 2 Weeks.

Fuzz - Fuzzy says 'let me hear you say yeah!'

'Just remember lads, when the drummer misses a beat we all miss a beat.'

Fuzz - Max expresses pain.

The Reindeer Got a Better Gig

Chain and Ball music player.

She's a natural.

"Seriously, the way you rasied me it's no wonder I can't get a gig in a real night club."

'Ecchh! Six weeks on the road! - Lousy food, lousy motels. . . but there's good, too. . . like heading back home.'

"What an awful morning. I left home without my phone."

A dog banging a snare drum.

"Hey! Your phone isn't turned on."

Computer Gamers.

'This is the last goodwill tour I do!'

Fuzz - The band will never lose its artistic integrity.

Mt. Everest gifts.

'Seven companies in three years.'

"Take away their Game Boys!"

Vampire doing sit ups in his coffin.

"Here's a little song I wrote at my parents home while they screamed at me to move out and get a real job or at least go back for a year of community college."

"I'm giving up giving up!"

"Amazing deduction, Holmes!"

Cleaner in a theatre uses a cello to pick up litter.

"This song is about the one that got away through the air ducts after stealing my wallet backstage."

"If you gave me a raise, maybe I wouldn't have to supplement my income with rockabilly."

'My agent really needs to book me better gigs...'