Gig Addict Gifts

"This next song is just a song. Try not to read anything into it."

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

Fuzz - Max has the taste of success.

Rock On

Haven't Rented a Game in 2 Weeks.

Fuzz - Fuzzy says 'let me hear you say yeah!'

Pub. This is John. He also loves obscure bands until they're popular then hates them. The Druidiots. Luckies. 50 ale.

'Just remember lads, when the drummer misses a beat we all miss a beat.'

Temp Employment Agency. Ah, I see that you have a short attention span.

Fuzz - Max expresses pain.

The Reindeer Got a Better Gig

'Ecchh! Six weeks on the road! - Lousy food, lousy motels. . . but there's good, too. . . like heading back home.'

"Seriously, the way you rasied me it's no wonder I can't get a gig in a real night club."

"What an awful morning. I left home without my phone."

A dog banging a snare drum.

Chain and Ball music player.

She's a natural.

"Hey! Your phone isn't turned on."

Computer Gamers.

Fuzz - The band will never lose its artistic integrity.

'This is the last goodwill tour I do!'

Mt. Everest gifts.

'Seven companies in three years.'

"Take away their Game Boys!"

Falling Rock

Hello, auto club? I have an emergency. What's happened, sir? Ever since I upgraded to iOS 8, my iPhone hasn't been syncing with my car stereo over bluetooth. I don't feel comfortable driving without being able to hear my "driving" playlist. How long till you get here? Sir, we're going to have to revoke your membership.

"Here's a little song I wrote at my parents home while they screamed at me to move out and get a real job or at least go back for a year of community college."

Vampire doing sit ups in his coffin.

"I'm giving up giving up!"

"Amazing deduction, Holmes!"

I love Horror Films

Cleaner in a theatre uses a cello to pick up litter.

"If you gave me a raise, maybe I wouldn't have to supplement my income with rockabilly."