Gerbil Lover Prints

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

Join me in a Martini?

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

You're the botanicals in my gin

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

Ginger's bakery: Our Cookies Snap!

"That's his answer to everything!"

Ginspiration!

"Mind if I take a bath first, pet."

"What kind of mileage does it get?"

'That's my spirit guide.'

'With school, sports and music lessons, I don't get to spend much quality time with my gerbil.'

Quick gin. Sloe gin

Typical Viral Coversation - "So many people so little time."

"It's easy, Santa. Swipe left for naughty and right for nice."

'Let's see you reverse this, Switherton!'

'I'm the toothpaste genie offering you a free dental plan!'

'Serving pyranose from his buskin left some paly.'

"Hold it right there buster! Is that a wedding ring I can see?"

"Going cold turkey might be too much for him . . . Let him watch reruns of the 1977 centenary test in Melbourne until the lockdown is over!"

'We can't offer you the satisfaction of a gratifying career, but how does a paid week off and dental sound?'

'Our son might be 'Lord Greystoke' and all now, but he still writes to us when he needs advice...'

'...and once again we have interruption of play caused by movement behind the bowler's arm.'

Thank you, Thank you... One quick announcement - The owner of a large orange gourd - Please move your vehicle - You're parked on a loading zone.

'No No Colin! - we don't wrap Gerbils!'

In a hammock with a gin and tonic on a summers day

#Elfies

'Me? I'm trying to stay one step ahead of white corpuscles and antibiotics.'

'Gin and tonic please, with the gin having the majority shareholding.'

"Any gin in that basket?"