Groovy Guardian Pillows

"Police. Nobody move or groove."

The Jeopardy of Progress

City Zoo: Day Care

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

Deaths from Coronavirus

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

The Bearskin Hat Family

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

Save our Planet.

I'm going for former flower children. Tree's Tree Nursery. Legal pot. Legal grass. Festuca. Carex. Miscanthus.

Robert Drake

Bleak House

Hippie Edibles Co.

Forest Management

'That's Thompson. Best goalie we've ever had.'

Save the tree.

Getting to Know You

'Polly wants a machine gun.'

'Ok...something, but nothing you'd care about. Honest!'

Bricklayers in goal.

"It's your turn, kid."

See, no monster under your bed

"I'd never have imagined such innovative ways of wearing this cape!"

'Well, don't look at me!'

Football Thinker

Earth-Friendly Financial Services: "Working to protect our planet by accumulating vast piles of your money."

Frogs jump out of boiling water, but linger in gradually heated water.

'I've located the source of all that annoying spam we've been receiving...preparing to destroy.'

Desk Organizer: In and Far Out, Man.

"This looks like a good planet for fly-tipping."

'I just can't believe that Humans could have evolved from us...'

"And coach says to hurry it up because we're delaying '60 Minutes.'"

Julen Lopetegui Agote

Only very few of the lumbering giants relied on speed...

'Now Dad, don't you start your chest-thumping! I'm going out and that's it!'