Glazed Glory Guardian Pillows

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

"This chicken wasn't cooked - it committed suttee!"

The Bearskin Hat Family

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

'So what have you been up to?'

"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining."

Guide fish.

"This place could use a moat!"

"I think we are overfeeding the fish!"

Bleak House

"This isn't what I had in mind, when you said you were going to buy me some waterfront property."

Fishbowl Rebellion

'That's Thompson. Best goalie we've ever had.'

'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'

Hope and pray it's nothing more than a 'Spectator Sport'!'

'Well, I think it's dreadful coming home and taking it out on poor Freddy like that.'

Bricklayers in goal.

'There goes the world's largest fish.' (fish bowl)

"Wait a minute! It's not good to go swimming right after eating!"

Football Thinker

'Do you mind if I have a friend spend the night?'

"Thanks, but there's really nothing to do while the meat's smoking."

I love Pottery.

'You can't expect everything you need to just come falling from the sky'

'Hang on, I'm not sure anymore that tunnelling out of here is such a good idea...'

GarGoalies.

Julen Lopetegui Agote

"Try nibblin' through that, you little tree rat!"

Cat buying fish from gumball machine.