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"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

"This chicken wasn't cooked - it committed suttee!"

The Bearskin Hat Family

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining."

'So what have you been up to?'

Guide fish.

"This place could use a moat!"

"I think we are overfeeding the fish!"

Bleak House

"This isn't what I had in mind, when you said you were going to buy me some waterfront property."

Fishbowl Rebellion

'That's Thompson. Best goalie we've ever had.'

'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'

Temporarily closed for resurfacing.

Hope and pray it's nothing more than a 'Spectator Sport'!'

'Well, I think it's dreadful coming home and taking it out on poor Freddy like that.'

Bricklayers in goal.

'There goes the world's largest fish.' (fish bowl)

Football Thinker

'Do you mind if I have a friend spend the night?'

"Wait a minute! It's not good to go swimming right after eating!"

"Thanks, but there's really nothing to do while the meat's smoking."

I love Pottery.

'You can't expect everything you need to just come falling from the sky'

Julen Lopetegui Agote

Cat buying fish from gumball machine.

GarGoalies.

'Hang on, I'm not sure anymore that tunnelling out of here is such a good idea...'

"Police. Nobody move or groove."