Grizzly Guardian Pillows

Skiers discover the a grizzly bear.

The Jeopardy of Progress

City Zoo: Day Care

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Politically Correct Snowperson

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

Just Stop Boil

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

Evolution.

Earth stove

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

There is No Planet C

"I think we have run out of time..."

"Our government is proud announce a whopping 1% GDP growth at the small cost of climate change nearly wiping our indigenous tribes out."

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

"Which end does the diaper go on 'cause there's stuff comin' out of both of 'em!"

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

Climate Change

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

It's all about sustainability. We can't be greedy. We need to let enough salmon reach their breeding grounds to ensure us a good feed every year...

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

"AI"

"People! When you poison the last river, cut down the last tree - then you will understand that you cannot eat money."

"This chicken wasn't cooked - it committed suttee!"