Glacier Guardians Pillows

'There goes the neighborhood.'

The Jeopardy of Progress

City Zoo: Day Care

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"He likes it."

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

"This chicken wasn't cooked - it committed suttee!"

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

"Why do small children ask so many questions?" "Why not? We need to learn, don’t we? Anyway it’s no big deal is it? Isn’t that what parents are for? You were probably the same, weren’t you? So why complain?"

'So what have you been up to?'

"Boy, the kids are growing up so fast!"

Save our Planet.

Taking goldfish for a walk.

"This place could use a moat!"

"I think we are overfeeding the fish!"

"We like to think he's experimenting with color and form, but his art therapist suggested we're not giving him enough candy."

"We've given it a great deal of thought and we decided we're going to give in to everything you want at all times."

'Do you make fish cakes? It's his birthday!'

"This isn't what I had in mind, when you said you were going to buy me some waterfront property."

Forest Management

Fishbowl Rebellion

'Well, I think it's dreadful coming home and taking it out on poor Freddy like that.'

'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'

Save the tree.

Hope and pray it's nothing more than a 'Spectator Sport'!'

"It's your turn, kid."

If you go out in the woods today, you're sure of a big surprise.

"If the stock market goes to infinity, would we be able to pay off the national debt?"

'There goes the world's largest fish.' (fish bowl)