Glacier Guardians Mugs

'There goes the neighborhood.'

The Jeopardy of Progress

City Zoo: Day Care

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"He likes it."

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

"This chicken wasn't cooked - it committed suttee!"

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

"Boy, the kids are growing up so fast!"

'So what have you been up to?'

"Why do small children ask so many questions?" "Why not? We need to learn, don’t we? Anyway it’s no big deal is it? Isn’t that what parents are for? You were probably the same, weren’t you? So why complain?"

Save our Planet.

"I think we are overfeeding the fish!"

"This place could use a moat!"

Taking goldfish for a walk.

"We like to think he's experimenting with color and form, but his art therapist suggested we're not giving him enough candy."

'Do you make fish cakes? It's his birthday!'

"We've given it a great deal of thought and we decided we're going to give in to everything you want at all times."

"This isn't what I had in mind, when you said you were going to buy me some waterfront property."

Fishbowl Rebellion

Forest Management

Save the tree.

Getting to Know You

'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'

'Well, I think it's dreadful coming home and taking it out on poor Freddy like that.'

Temporarily closed for resurfacing.

Hope and pray it's nothing more than a 'Spectator Sport'!'

"It's your turn, kid."

If you go out in the woods today, you're sure of a big surprise.

'There goes the world's largest fish.' (fish bowl)