Goalie Guardians Mugs

'Puck!'

"He likes it."

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

'Best save I've ever seen.'

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

"Why do small children ask so many questions?" "Why not? We need to learn, don’t we? Anyway it’s no big deal is it? Isn’t that what parents are for? You were probably the same, weren’t you? So why complain?"

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

'So what have you been up to?'

"Boy, the kids are growing up so fast!"

"This place could use a moat!"

Taking goldfish for a walk.

"I think we are overfeeding the fish!"

"We like to think he's experimenting with color and form, but his art therapist suggested we're not giving him enough candy."

'Do you make fish cakes? It's his birthday!'

"We've given it a great deal of thought and we decided we're going to give in to everything you want at all times."

Football Bomb

Arch of Triumph Save

'...And Timmy, as usual, will guard goal.'

"This isn't what I had in mind, when you said you were going to buy me some waterfront property."

'That's Thompson. Best goalie we've ever had.'

Fishbowl Rebellion

'It's good to see Dad keeping his mind active.'

Bricklayers in goal.

'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'

'My mom won't let me play 'Merchants of Mayhem.' I tried, but she's a game changer.'

'Well, I think it's dreadful coming home and taking it out on poor Freddy like that.'

Hope and pray it's nothing more than a 'Spectator Sport'!'

'There goes the world's largest fish.' (fish bowl)

"If the stock market goes to infinity, would we be able to pay off the national debt?"