Goal Guardian Mugs

'That's Thompson. Best goalie we've ever had.'

Goalie.

'How long have you felt this need to protect the net'

Bricklayers in goal.

Football Thinker

Julen Lopetegui Agote

A goalie

The Jeopardy of Progress

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

"We thought we could put in the details later."

Forest Management

Save the tree.

'I suppose technically you're right. But we still prefer not to think of it as a gated community.'

"It's your turn, kid."

"Am I rusting? I think one of my sections is sinking. Oh, no! I thought I heard the gate squeak."

"I'd never have imagined such innovative ways of wearing this cape!"

"We're very worried that John's homework has started to interfere with his computer gaming."

"...and although the tortoise was severely speed-challenged, he achieved his sales quota through a strict goal-specific program."

Frogs jump out of boiling water, but linger in gradually heated water.

'I just can't believe that Humans could have evolved from us...'

Only very few of the lumbering giants relied on speed...

"Er...Eric..."

GarGoalies.

"Police. Nobody move or groove."

Crime and punishment - football.

GOOOOAAAAAL!

Football Deity.

'It's alright my previous, it was just a bad dream, there is no super bindweed monster...'

People! Keep Clean.

Seagulls

"Any New Year's resolutions?" "I'm going to do better." "That's a nice sentiment but a little vague. Without a specific benchmark how'll you know you've met it?" "How'll I know I haven't?" "That's oddly logical." "And achievable."

My diet is working! I'm almost down to what I didn't want to get up to!