Goalpost Guardian Mugs

Crime and punishment - football.

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

Scarecrows guarding a field

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

Man from 'National Viewers and Listeners Association sits at work boxes titled; 'Switch on' and 'Switch off'.

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

Goal!

Beekeeping 101

'That's Thompson. Best goalie we've ever had.'

Coronavirus and Atlas

Bricklayers in goal.

'My turn! Kick me next!!'

'I suppose technically you're right. But we still prefer not to think of it as a gated community.'

Left and Right: Please be consistent.

Donald - Greta

Football Thinker

"Am I rusting? I think one of my sections is sinking. Oh, no! I thought I heard the gate squeak."

"Er...Eric..."

UN Climate Change Conference UK 2021

GOOOOAAAAAL!

What are the chances?

Julen Lopetegui Agote

'Best save I've ever seen.'

GarGoalies.

'Focus on the kick, and forget about all the seven-foot tall kick blockers they have.'

"If I'm going, I'm taking you all with me!!"

'Puck!'

"It's always, 'hey God, thank for the win! It's never, 'hey God, need tickets?"

'This really is heaven! I don't have the yips anymore!'

'How long have you felt this need to protect the net'

Goalie.

Funny Farm.

Liverpool and Tottenham will star in the first English final

Earth and World Bank