Goal Post Aficionado Mugs

"It's always, 'hey God, thank for the win! It's never, 'hey God, need tickets?"

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

Punishment for the kicker.

Fine Print Letters

The Goal Post-Impressionists,

Goal!

'He's the best goalie we've ever had!'

How much for the lamp post?

'My turn! Kick me next!!'

'Will you lean on the other post for awhile, please?.'

'If I could pick as many winners as he picks balls out of net - I'd be a rich man.'

Just sitting here kicking field goals (smiley face emoji)

T-Rex: the Best Hockey Goalie

Crime and punishment - football.

Kepa Arrizabalaga Revuelta

GOOOOAAAAAL!

"Where are you flying to?"

What are the chances?

"No one else, huh! So who the hell is sending you a pigeon at four in the morning?!"

Mohamed Salah

'Focus on the kick, and forget about all the seven-foot tall kick blockers they have.'

The goalkeeper puts up a wall of bricks

'Want a good full back?'

David de Gea

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.

Karim Benzema

"Your reputation for taking penalties doesn't scare me... Ready when you are."

Fernando Torres

James Ward-Prowse

'Your dinner will be a little late - the mail hasn't come yet.'