Goalie Guardians Gifts

'Puck!'

"He likes it."

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

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"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

Raheem Sterling

'Best save I've ever seen.'

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

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"Why do small children ask so many questions?" "Why not? We need to learn, don’t we? Anyway it’s no big deal is it? Isn’t that what parents are for? You were probably the same, weren’t you? So why complain?"

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

'So what have you been up to?'

"Boy, the kids are growing up so fast!"

"This place could use a moat!"

"I think we are overfeeding the fish!"

Taking goldfish for a walk.

Robert Drake

"We like to think he's experimenting with color and form, but his art therapist suggested we're not giving him enough candy."

'Do you make fish cakes? It's his birthday!'

Football Bomb

'...And Timmy, as usual, will guard goal.'

"We've given it a great deal of thought and we decided we're going to give in to everything you want at all times."

Arch of Triumph Save

"This isn't what I had in mind, when you said you were going to buy me some waterfront property."

'That's Thompson. Best goalie we've ever had.'

'It's good to see Dad keeping his mind active.'

Fishbowl Rebellion

'Well, I think it's dreadful coming home and taking it out on poor Freddy like that.'

'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'

Hope and pray it's nothing more than a 'Spectator Sport'!'

Bricklayers in goal.

'My mom won't let me play 'Merchants of Mayhem.' I tried, but she's a game changer.'

"If the stock market goes to infinity, would we be able to pay off the national debt?"