Grizzly Caregiver Pillows

"Which end does the diaper go on 'cause there's stuff comin' out of both of 'em!"

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

If Dr. Chan has a schoolteacher husband, a diabetic mother-in-law, twins in preschool, and a daughter who stays with her father across town on alternate weekends, and one twin and the daughter have colds, how many free rapid COVID tests are required to alleviate Dr. Chan's breaking-point levels of despair?

"You want a generic or a regular sugar pill?"

"It's bold! It's moving! It's inspired! But what is it?"

'On second thought dear, I think it's your turn to make breakfast.'

Grandma was very innovative in her ideas!

'It's either a boo-boo or an owwie, but the doctors need to run some more tests before they decide.'

'Let's play doctor. You be the primary care giver and I'll be the doctor you refer patients to.'

'Does the hunter I just ate make me look fat?'

Egg Buggy

'It's the only way he'll take his medicine.'

'I usually don't make house calls but I'm glad to make an exception in your case, Gran'ma.'

"We're pretty sure it was the dissolving stitches."

'How am I ever going to be able to practice my first aid if you insist on using an electric razor?'

Bear Bears his Cross

High Stakes Texas Hold 'Em

IV Bags: Main and Afters

Today's Babysitter

'Yes,I'm wearing clean underwear.Why do you ask?'

'You're too late - a bear with a sweet toorh ate me out of house and home.'

Remember, Ed, they are more afraid of you than you are of them.

"Mrs. Jennings, can Billy come out and smoke?"

Administering Dose of Medicine to a Boy

'Did you hear a twig snap?'

'Boy, am I glad to see you. I lost my gun, my glasses and my clothes.'

"Watch out! You almost got me!"

"Do you want to swipe left or right?"

'The pandemic is here!!!'

'Oh, I see. So, you thought you'd come and pass your nasty germs on to me?!'

'Now we come to the most exciting part, but unfortunately my husband was too busy to get a shot of it.'

Nurse draws on patient's cast