Granny Caregiver Pillows

"Every time the cricket's on, you have to take your granny to the hospital."

City Zoo: Day Care

Prize vegetables.

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

"His first out-of-body experience."

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

International Women's Day

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

Lady of the Cake.

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

Domestic Goddess.

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

I quilt therefore I am

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"

"Black or white, Vicar?"

Plant Lady

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

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