Granny Caregiver Gifts

"Every time the cricket's on, you have to take your granny to the hospital."

City Zoo: Day Care

Prize vegetables.

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

"His first out-of-body experience."

International Women's Day

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

Lady of the Cake.

'The cats love getting some fresh air, and it's the warmed coat I've ever had.'

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

Domestic Goddess.

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

I quilt therefore I am

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"

Social distancing

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

What did I tell you about covering your bottom when you sneeze?

Plant Lady