Geriatric Guardian Gifts

Looking for a gift that honors the spirit of a wise, caring, and sometimes amusing geriatric guardian? Our collection blends heartfelt humor with creative design, perfect for showing appreciation to the guardians who have guided and protected through the years. Whether it's a mug for their morning coffee, a t-shirt with a witty message, or a cozy pillow they can relax on, these gifts are crafted to bring smiles and gratitude.

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"He likes it."

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"She fell down stairs again, so this is her third hip."

"She fell down stairs again, so this is her third hip." mockup

"She fell down stairs again, so this is her third hip."

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"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed." mockup

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

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"Careful. That house has a taser." mockup

"Careful. That house has a taser."

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"It appears that you'll definitely outlive your usefulness."

"It appears that you'll definitely outlive your usefulness." mockup

"It appears that you'll definitely outlive your usefulness."

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"My service animal for Alzheimer's, sonny!"

"My service animal for Alzheimer's, sonny!" mockup

"My service animal for Alzheimer's, sonny!"

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"Careful."

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'You must be Jimmy's father . . .' mockup

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

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"At a certain point, I bring them back."

"At a certain point, I bring them back." mockup

"At a certain point, I bring them back."

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"Why do small children ask so many questions?" "Why not? We need to learn, don’t we? Anyway it’s no big deal is it? Isn’t that what parents are for? You were probably the same, weren’t you? So why complain?"

"Why do small children ask so many questions?" "Why not? We need to learn, don’t we? Anyway it’s no big deal is it? Isn’t that what parents are for? You were probably the same, weren’t you? So why complain?"

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"Beware of God"

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"Boy, the kids are growing up so fast!" mockup

"Boy, the kids are growing up so fast!"

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'Eddy! Can you check that recall list on the toy website again to see if this swing is included?'

'Eddy! Can you check that recall list on the toy website again to see if this swing is included?' mockup

'Eddy! Can you check that recall list on the toy website again to see if this swing is included?'

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"Someone to see you!"

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"We like to think he's experimenting with color and form, but his art therapist suggested we're not giving him enough candy."

"We like to think he's experimenting with color and form, but his art therapist suggested we're not giving him enough candy." mockup

"We like to think he's experimenting with color and form, but his art therapist suggested we're not giving him enough candy."

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Things you forgot to tell me about getting older: "You're going to need bigger tooth floss."

Things you forgot to tell me about getting older: "You're going to need bigger tooth floss." mockup

Things you forgot to tell me about getting older: "You're going to need bigger tooth floss."

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"We're trying to give geriatrics a sexier image..."

"We're trying to give geriatrics a sexier image..." mockup

"We're trying to give geriatrics a sexier image..."

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"We've given it a great deal of thought and we decided we're going to give in to everything you want at all times."

"We've given it a great deal of thought and we decided we're going to give in to everything you want at all times." mockup

"We've given it a great deal of thought and we decided we're going to give in to everything you want at all times."

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"Don't let old age get you down. It's too difficult to get up again."

"Don't let old age get you down. It's too difficult to get up again." mockup

"Don't let old age get you down. It's too difficult to get up again."

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"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?" mockup

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

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caring for the elderly in Cuba

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"If the stock market goes to infinity, would we be able to pay off the national debt?"

"If the stock market goes to infinity, would we be able to pay off the national debt?" mockup

"If the stock market goes to infinity, would we be able to pay off the national debt?"

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"And this is where he'll be during the day - we call it The Men's Downhill."

"And this is where he'll be during the day - we call it The Men's Downhill." mockup

"And this is where he'll be during the day - we call it The Men's Downhill."

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"He's allergic to peanuts, sensitive to wheat, lactose-intolerant, and just plain weirded out by fruit."

"He's allergic to peanuts, sensitive to wheat, lactose-intolerant, and just plain weirded out by fruit." mockup

"He's allergic to peanuts, sensitive to wheat, lactose-intolerant, and just plain weirded out by fruit."

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"I'm afraid he's got Jungsheimer's!" mockup

"I'm afraid he's got Jungsheimer's!"

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'Isn't it great Darling: The kids are now old enough to have dinner ready when we get home...'

'Isn't it great Darling: The kids are now old enough to have dinner ready when we get home...' mockup

'Isn't it great Darling: The kids are now old enough to have dinner ready when we get home...'

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"Are you sure this is in your job description?"

"Are you sure this is in your job description?" mockup

"Are you sure this is in your job description?"

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'What do you mean give the boy a house key? He'll lose it, learn how to break in despite our sophisticated security system and be on his way to a life of crime.'

'What do you mean give the boy a house key? He'll lose it, learn how to break in despite our sophisticated security system and be on his way to a life of crime.'

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