Geriatrics Guardians Gifts

caring for the elderly in Cuba

"He likes it."

"She fell down stairs again, so this is her third hip."

"Careful. That house has a taser."

Handle With Care

"My service animal for Alzheimer's, sonny!"

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

"Careful."

"Why do small children ask so many questions?" "Why not? We need to learn, don’t we? Anyway it’s no big deal is it? Isn’t that what parents are for? You were probably the same, weren’t you? So why complain?"

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

"Beware of God"

"Boy, the kids are growing up so fast!"

'Eddy! Can you check that recall list on the toy website again to see if this swing is included?'

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

"We like to think he's experimenting with color and form, but his art therapist suggested we're not giving him enough candy."

"We've given it a great deal of thought and we decided we're going to give in to everything you want at all times."

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

'I feel much safer living in a gated community.'

"Don't let old age get you down. It's too difficult to get up again."

'Will you tell the dog I live here!'

"Your mother and I have seen your report card, and we've decided to distance ourselves from you."

"Don't rush me, I've got to get it right!"

"If the stock market goes to infinity, would we be able to pay off the national debt?"

'Isn't it great Darling: The kids are now old enough to have dinner ready when we get home...'

"Are you sure this is in your job description?"

"I'm afraid he's got Jungsheimer's!"

'What do you mean give the boy a house key? He'll lose it, learn how to break in despite our sophisticated security system and be on his way to a life of crime.'

Golf

"But is it Organic?"

"He's allergic to peanuts, sensitive to wheat, lactose-intolerant, and just plain weirded out by fruit."

'Your breathing test results would be normal ... if you were 3'8' and 150 years old.'

'Sorry, my dog says no landlords allowed!'

'You couldn't just lock him up somewhere, could you?'

"Let's see...how would Arnie handle this?"

Safety is about FAMILY!...