Guardian Of Grannies Gifts

'Officer, I think that young man is trying to steal that old lady'

City Zoo: Day Care

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"He likes it."

Deaths from Coronavirus

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

Bumble Bee

Biodiversity

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

"Careful."

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

"Why do small children ask so many questions?" "Why not? We need to learn, don’t we? Anyway it’s no big deal is it? Isn’t that what parents are for? You were probably the same, weren’t you? So why complain?"

"Boy, the kids are growing up so fast!"

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

'I prefer the term 'mobile home'.'

"Relax. They're just crows."

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

J. Wilbert Dentist - Sorry We're Open

"Whoever dug up my carrots had better learn to play dead, fast."

"We like to think he's experimenting with color and form, but his art therapist suggested we're not giving him enough candy."

'I'm sorry Peggy, but at this point in time, I just don't feel like getting off the couch.'

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

'Poor thing. He got left out in the acid rain.'

'...And it comes with valuable coupons toward your next purchase.'

"Why do humming birds hum? Because they don't know the lyrics."

"Nice job with the petunias, Skip. They're a perfect complement to the trip wires."

"We've given it a great deal of thought and we decided we're going to give in to everything you want at all times."

'It's only a slug Norman.'

'Success! I've just hacked into a supposedly squirrel-proof birdfeeder!'