Guardian Of The Elderly Gifts

Carer's Lament

"Careful."

"He likes it."

Deaths from Coronavirus

"Careful. That house has a taser."

Handle With Care

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

"Why do small children ask so many questions?" "Why not? We need to learn, don’t we? Anyway it’s no big deal is it? Isn’t that what parents are for? You were probably the same, weren’t you? So why complain?"

"Boy, the kids are growing up so fast!"

'Come die with me.'

Ow! Mutter! Toot! At the Old Superheroes Home. (This cartoon was originally published on 2003-07-28).

"Let's face it Mum, the main reason we're an endangered species is that we're fussy eaters..."

"We like to think he's experimenting with color and form, but his art therapist suggested we're not giving him enough candy."

"We've given it a great deal of thought and we decided we're going to give in to everything you want at all times."

'Maybe I haven't made myself clear enough. I really don't want to be disturbed today!'

'Polly wants a machine gun.'

'Will you tell the dog I live here!'

'I've stopped getting bright ideas.'

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

caring for the elderly in Cuba

'Ok...something, but nothing you'd care about. Honest!'

"Our founders built this company on a certain set of principles. But since they're all dead and nobody wrote anything down, looks like we're screwed."

"If the stock market goes to infinity, would we be able to pay off the national debt?"

See, no monster under your bed

'Nap time's over, Ms. Doan. You have to wake them up.'

"He's allergic to peanuts, sensitive to wheat, lactose-intolerant, and just plain weirded out by fruit."

'Isn't it great Darling: The kids are now old enough to have dinner ready when we get home...'

"Are you sure this is in your job description?"

'What do you mean give the boy a house key? He'll lose it, learn how to break in despite our sophisticated security system and be on his way to a life of crime.'

'You couldn't just lock him up somewhere, could you?'

"They had to make that it guy the CEO. He won't reveal the Master Password."

Blah-blah black sheep, three old bags full.

'The kids just get so upset when a pet dies, so we decided to get one of these tortoises that live to be 150.'

There's nothing like the real thing!

Sometimes I worry about you, Axel. Teenagers are a big source of anxiety for their guardians. You don