Retired Caregiver Gifts

Ow! Mutter! Toot! At the Old Superheroes Home. (This cartoon was originally published on 2003-07-28).

City Zoo: Day Care

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

"Well, I'm thinking about boarding school. Though I'm not sure they accept adults."

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

'I don't have time for throwing up.'

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

If these are your medications, what happened to the beads I bought?

Handle With Care

"Did you remember my mints?"

Changing the baby.

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

"My service animal for Alzheimer's, sonny!"

'I'm not saying your mother is senile but she just vacuum bagged the cat!'

". . . and now it's his memory. Three times on Saturday he asked me what day it was. Or did I already tell you that earlier?"

"Hey, I got you a beautiful orchid to cheer you up until it turns into just a stick protruding from dirt."

Tilly Slowboy

Complete the jigsaw puzzle of your life

"Careful."

'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

"I don't leave home without it!"

"I'll bet she was worn out by the end of teacher's meeting day."

The modern generation!

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

'I hope what I have isn't catching.'

Duel in a wheelchair.

'They made it like that so the kids wouldn't bother you.'

"I've made a list of lists we need to make."