Retired Caregiver Gifts

City Zoo: Day Care

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

"Well, I'm thinking about boarding school. Though I'm not sure they accept adults."

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

'I don't have time for throwing up.'

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

If these are your medications, what happened to the beads I bought?

Changing the baby.

"My service animal for Alzheimer's, sonny!"

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

". . . and now it's his memory. Three times on Saturday he asked me what day it was. Or did I already tell you that earlier?"

"Careful."

Complete the jigsaw puzzle of your life

Tilly Slowboy

"Hey, I got you a beautiful orchid to cheer you up until it turns into just a stick protruding from dirt."

'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

"I don't leave home without it!"

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

'I hope what I have isn't catching.'

"I'll bet she was worn out by the end of teacher's meeting day."

The modern generation!

Duel in a wheelchair.

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"