Full-time Caregiver Gifts

City Zoo: Day Care

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

"Well, I'm thinking about boarding school. Though I'm not sure they accept adults."

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

If these are your medications, what happened to the beads I bought?

'I don't have time for throwing up.'

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

Changing the baby.

"My service animal for Alzheimer's, sonny!"

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

"Hey, I got you a beautiful orchid to cheer you up until it turns into just a stick protruding from dirt."

". . . and now it's his memory. Three times on Saturday he asked me what day it was. Or did I already tell you that earlier?"

Tilly Slowboy

Complete the jigsaw puzzle of your life

'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'

"I don't leave home without it!"

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

'I hope what I have isn't catching.'

"I'll bet she was worn out by the end of teacher's meeting day."

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

Duel in a wheelchair.

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

Man reads note, which reads: Have been diagnosed with Alzheimer's disease, I don't know where your dinner is.

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'