Dedicated Caregiver Gifts

"Preparing for another day nursing?"

City Zoo: Day Care

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

Medical personnel give their hearts

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

Thank you, Essential Workers

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

'Inevitably, I come to work early, leave late and alienate everyone.'

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

'I don't have time for throwing up.'

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

If these are your medications, what happened to the beads I bought?

'You are a very good nurse. You're actually listening to what I'm saying.'

Handle With Care

"Did you remember my mints?"

Changing the baby.

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

"My service animal for Alzheimer's, sonny!"

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

I've given you 110 for ten years, like you asked. Now I'm taking that year off that I've earned!

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

Tilly Slowboy

"Hey, I got you a beautiful orchid to cheer you up until it turns into just a stick protruding from dirt."

"The patient in 12-C needs comforting."

'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

"I don't leave home without it!"

"I'll bet she was worn out by the end of teacher's meeting day."

'They made it like that so the kids wouldn't bother you.'

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

'I hope what I have isn't catching.'

"I've made a list of lists we need to make."

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"