Protective Caregiver Gifts

'I never played baseball, football or soccer. . . I grew up in the 'concussion era'.'

City Zoo: Day Care

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

Medical personnel give their hearts

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

If these are your medications, what happened to the beads I bought?

'I don't have time for throwing up.'

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

'You are a very good nurse. You're actually listening to what I'm saying.'

Handle With Care

"Did you remember my mints?"

Changing the baby.

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

"My service animal for Alzheimer's, sonny!"

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

Complete the jigsaw puzzle of your life

". . . and now it's his memory. Three times on Saturday he asked me what day it was. Or did I already tell you that earlier?"

"The patient in 12-C needs comforting."

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

Tilly Slowboy

"Hey, I got you a beautiful orchid to cheer you up until it turns into just a stick protruding from dirt."

'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

"I don't leave home without it!"

"Why not stay with your mother and me? The Feds will never find you here."