Protective Caregiver Gifts

'I never played baseball, football or soccer. . . I grew up in the 'concussion era'.'

City Zoo: Day Care

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

Medical personnel give their hearts

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

'I don't have time for throwing up.'

If these are your medications, what happened to the beads I bought?

'You are a very good nurse. You're actually listening to what I'm saying.'

Changing the baby.

"My service animal for Alzheimer's, sonny!"

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

". . . and now it's his memory. Three times on Saturday he asked me what day it was. Or did I already tell you that earlier?"

Complete the jigsaw puzzle of your life

"The patient in 12-C needs comforting."

Tilly Slowboy

"Hey, I got you a beautiful orchid to cheer you up until it turns into just a stick protruding from dirt."

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

"I don't leave home without it!"

'I hope what I have isn't catching.'

'I said: Leave my son alone!'