Elder Caregiver Gifts

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

City Zoo: Day Care

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

If these are your medications, what happened to the beads I bought?

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

'I don't have time for throwing up.'

Handle With Care

"Did you remember my mints?"

Changing the baby.

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

"My service animal for Alzheimer's, sonny!"

'I'm not saying your mother is senile but she just vacuum bagged the cat!'

Tilly Slowboy

"Hey, I got you a beautiful orchid to cheer you up until it turns into just a stick protruding from dirt."

". . . and now it's his memory. Three times on Saturday he asked me what day it was. Or did I already tell you that earlier?"

Complete the jigsaw puzzle of your life

"Careful."

'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

"I don't leave home without it!"

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

'They made it like that so the kids wouldn't bother you.'

Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift.

"I'll bet she was worn out by the end of teacher's meeting day."

'I hope what I have isn't catching.'

Duel in a wheelchair.

"I've made a list of lists we need to make."

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"