Elderly Care Provider Gifts

'Dwayne deeply regretted not placing his mother in a personal haircare home earlier.'

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

"Careful."

'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'

"At a certain point, I bring them back."

Duel in a wheelchair.

Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift.

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

Old woman with trolley full of medication.

"Someone to see you!"

'How do you feel when you get up in the morning?' 'Amazed!'

Introducing Life Alarm for people who have fallen but don't want to get up.

"The Doctor says it's very rate for the superannuated to get taller."

Things you forgot to tell me about getting older: "You're going to need bigger tooth floss."

Gerontologist on the phone - 'Oh, you know ... same old, same old ... and how are things with you?'

"Don't let old age get you down. It's too difficult to get up again."

'Be assured about you mother's memory - we back up all the residents onto hard disk once a week.'

Caution Student Driver.

"Alright, Grandfather, let's check your ticker."

Fetch the Walker

"What's your question for 'Ask Sadie'?" "My mom's in a nursing home. I think someone's stealing her jewelry." "What's the matter, you're afraid someone is stealing your inheritance?" "Simple solution: Send your mother to Japan, where their entire culture reveres the elderly." "Sayonara, grandma!!!" "Are you sure that's not just a stereotype?" "Who cares?!"

Hospital: Senior Care/Long Term Care/Who Cares

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

'Oh no! We forgot to unstrap granny before we left!'

'When you get older everything hurts... and what doesn't hurt doesn't work!'

How to save money on geriatric care?

Care Home Eject Button.

"My butt is loose!"