Elder Care Gifts

Handle With Care

'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'

"Poor old dear can't talk much anymore I wonder what he's thinking...?" "Nice tits."

"Would you like to make a contribution to the old folks home?" "Sure, when can I bring him in?"

"Your mother is receiving top quality care and attention."

Carer's Lament

'When you get older everything hurts... and what doesn't hurt doesn't work!'

'Try and stay alive until the government have finished their consultation process.'

'You did it again, Ms. Wolfson. You left your toddler at adult care, and your father at day care!'

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"The only reason he can remember what he had for lunch yesterday, is because it's still in his lap."

Resthomes.

'How about a few of the pretty pink and yellow ones today, dear.'

A woman has desk tray's labelled 'Mum' and 'Dad'.

'Mr Beckley is starting to dribble? Well, wipe it up, nurse, wipe it up!'

'He's my father and I say we dump him pricate...!'

I'm not sure when I can help you. It's not easy getting parts for you anymore

"My butt is loose!"

"Panic over Jane, I've managed to find someone with a proper qualification to come and talk to Mr Morris."

'To summarise the tariffs, sympathy is £19/day, empathy £27 and obsequy £34.'

"It's father, doctor, he's creaking badly."

"We've brought Dad home form hospital for the weekend"

Allegations of nursing neglect.

Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift.

Geriatrics struggle with a personnel shortage.

"Look out, here comes the Covid Tsk Force."

Loneliness of the elderly

"Now, now, Mrs. Gravinsky... there's no need to start talking lawsuit here."

Old people sign - Whatever

"Careful."

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