Elderly Care Discussion Gifts

We Need To Talk.

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

Handle With Care

"Careful."

'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'

Duel in a wheelchair.

Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift.

"I've made a list of lists we need to make."

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

"Nice try, but I don't think whisky counts as an 'essential medication'."

My Mother Was Absolutely Certain She Would Not Succumb to Alzheimer's. She Was Wrong.

Old woman with trolley full of medication.

"Someone to see you!"

'How do you feel when you get up in the morning?' 'Amazed!'

"The Doctor says it's very rate for the superannuated to get taller."

The nurses here are so slow. Could this blanket be any thinner? The buttons on the tv remote are too darn small. Although her health had improved, Mabel's condition remained critical.

'Dwayne deeply regretted not placing his mother in a personal haircare home earlier.'

"Don't worry - the Power of Dad still trumps the Power of Attorney."

'And you say your face after you looked at the bill I sent you for your last visit.'

"When I die, I'd like to die having sex..."

'Be assured about you mother's memory - we back up all the residents onto hard disk once a week.'

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

Fetch the Walker

Caution Student Driver.

"What's your question for 'Ask Sadie'?" "My mom's in a nursing home. I think someone's stealing her jewelry." "What's the matter, you're afraid someone is stealing your inheritance?" "Simple solution: Send your mother to Japan, where their entire culture reveres the elderly." "Sayonara, grandma!!!" "Are you sure that's not just a stereotype?" "Who cares?!"

"For someone your age, the yearly premium on a $5,000 policy is $8,000."

'When you get older everything hurts... and what doesn't hurt doesn't work!'

How to save money on geriatric care?

Face it, Sven, we're old - pillage doesn't mean what it used to mean.

I'm not sure when I can help you. It's not easy getting parts for you anymore

"My butt is loose!"

Care Home Eject Button.

"No, your body is actually alive and well back on earth - your mind has just arrived at the gates of blissful dementia."

The Leap of Faith Taken by Alzheimer's Caregivers