Elderly Care Discussion Prints

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

"Careful."

'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'

Duel in a wheelchair.

Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift.

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

"Someone to see you!"

Old woman with trolley full of medication.

'How do you feel when you get up in the morning?' 'Amazed!'

"The Doctor says it's very rate for the superannuated to get taller."

'Dwayne deeply regretted not placing his mother in a personal haircare home earlier.'

'And you say your face after you looked at the bill I sent you for your last visit.'

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

Fetch the Walker

'Be assured about you mother's memory - we back up all the residents onto hard disk once a week.'

"When I die, I'd like to die having sex..."

Caution Student Driver.

"What's your question for 'Ask Sadie'?" "My mom's in a nursing home. I think someone's stealing her jewelry." "What's the matter, you're afraid someone is stealing your inheritance?" "Simple solution: Send your mother to Japan, where their entire culture reveres the elderly." "Sayonara, grandma!!!" "Are you sure that's not just a stereotype?" "Who cares?!"

"For someone your age, the yearly premium on a $5,000 policy is $8,000."

'When you get older everything hurts... and what doesn't hurt doesn't work!'

How to save money on geriatric care?

"No, your body is actually alive and well back on earth - your mind has just arrived at the gates of blissful dementia."

Care Home Eject Button.

"My butt is loose!"

I'm not sure when I can help you. It's not easy getting parts for you anymore

"Would you like to make a contribution to the old folks home?" "Sure, when can I bring him in?"